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Mothers

Heaven lies under the feet of the mother.

Prophet Muhammad (SAAS).

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. 

Tenneva Jordan

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born.  She never existed before.  The woman existed, but the mother, never.  A mother is something absolutely new. 

Rajneesh

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. 

Honoré de Balzac 

Women are aristocrats, and it is always the mother who makes us feel that we belong to the better sort. 

John Lancaster Spalding 

Grown don’t mean nothing to a mother.  A child is a child.  They get bigger, older, but grown?  What’s that suppose to mean?  In my heart it don’t mean a thing. 

Toni Morrison, Beloved, 1987

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother’s Day are the good ones. 

Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

My mother is a poem
I’ll never be able to write,
though everything I write
is a poem to my mother.

Sharon Doubiago

 

More at http://www.quotegarden.com/mothers.html

Sorry Girls…Sucks to be you

Especially when you drive and use the horn because you think that a car 10 Meters away from yours is about to hit you.

Thank god I’m a man.

Microsoft Riddles

What Microsoft says in their books is not what you find in their Knowledge Base.

What you find in Microsoft Knowledge Base is not what you learn in real world.

What you read in Microsoft books is not all what you find in the certification exam.

What you find in the certification exam may contain what you find in Microsoft Knowledge Base.

You may have what you find in the certification exam in real world experience.

What you find in dump exams is what you find in Microsoft certification exams.

The relation between the above factors is shown in the following exhibit.

***EXHIBIT IS MISSING***

You want to pass the certification exam with the least amount of effort and acquire knowledge in Microsoft systems as much as you can.

What should you do? (Chose all that apply).

A. Read Microsoft Book.

B. Read Microsoft Knowledge Base.

C. Read dump exams.

D. Get hands-on experience.

 

Answer:

A, B, C, and D.

Explanation:

To pass the certification exam with the least amount of effort and acquire knowledge in Microsoft systems as much as you can, you need to Read Microsoft Book, Read Microsoft Knowledge Base, Read dump exams, and Get hands-on experience.

What do you think?

Simply-Happy Eid