You’re taller when you wake up !!

January 27, 2009

 Do you know that when you wake up; you are about 3 centimeters/1.1 inches taller than your normal tall?

The gravity push you during the day which shrunk you down :D

Test and see.

tallest-and-shortest


Would you eat a Spider for Ferrari car? Check this out

January 26, 2009

Would  you eat a Spider for Ferrari car? Check this out.

I would do it,what about you ?


Lost season 5 (2009) – Started

January 25, 2009

woow…….it has been more than 1 year since lost season 4!!!

I’m a lost addict……

Currently…I’m downloading Episode 01 Because You Left and Episode 02 The Lie and will downloading all the season as soon as they broadcast them.

The next episode will be on 28 January 2009….If you need them. I will let you know how to get them…

SYSTEM FAILURE……SYSTEM FAILURE…SYSTEM FAILURE……………………….. SORRY ………I HAVE TO PUSH THE GODDAMN BUTTON

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الحرمنه

January 23, 2009

المخالفة

رقم المخالفة

قيمة المخالفة

تاريخ المخالفة

رقم القضية

قيمة القضية

تاريخ القضية

القاء اي مواد او فضلات من نوافذ المركبة

916821/ك1

20

17/12/2008

0

0

11/09/2020

البلدية

أمانة عمان الكبرى

قيادة المركبة بسرعة تزيد عن الحد المقرر باكثر من 1

276315/غ

20

14/12/2008

0

0

11/09/2020

البلدية

بلدية اربد الكبرى

مجموع قيم المخالفات

40.000 دينار

مجموع قيم القضايا

0.000 دينار

المجموع النهائي

40.000 دينار


Bank Thief In Irbid-WHAT THE HELL HE IS DOING!!

January 18, 2009

Few days ago while I was chilling around with my friend in Irbid, we noticed a guy in front of Capital Bank door at 3:00AM!!

My friend and I said at the same time: WHAT THE HELL HE IS DOING!

Found a U-turn and took another look..OMG.. He is trying to break the door!!!

I was leaving my car when my friend told me: hold on Mu’men, turn the lights off, and call 911.

Me: hello..911… there is a guy here trying to break the door of Capital bank.

911: What!!!!! Repeat again, what is your name?

Me: My name is Mu’men …. Someone is trying to break the door of Capital bank.

911:All..All..Urgent..Urgnet…..someone is trying to break….

Another policeman is reporting something else on their radio frequency………..

911: All..All..stop the notes…stop all notes. This is URGENT..URGENT..URGENT….someone is trying to break Capital Bank door. All patrols. Repeating: someone is trying to break  Capital Bank door.

911:Mu’men…is he still around?

Me:Yes. He is breaking the door.

911: WHAT THE HELL HE IS DOING!!

Me:I don’t know!!

911:”All patrols…. please acknowledge….acknowledge ….Someone is trying to break Capital Bank door…I do not know WHAT THE HELL HE IS DOING but for sure he is either drunk or mentally deranged…. please acknowledge….please acknowledge” or what do you think Mu’men?

Me: hehe…Yes, I think so.

I heard the police horns from about 2 KM…I do not know why they always do that…may be to give the thief a chance to run away and think of WHAT THE HELL HE WAS DOING.

In less than 1 minutes, more than 15 police cars were around that stupid guy and caught him.

While they were putting him inside the car, a policeman asked him: WHAT THE HILL YOU WERE DOING??!!

The thief: looking for a cigarette!


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