Prophet Muhammad (SAAS).

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. 

Tenneva Jordan

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born.  She never existed before.  The woman existed, but the mother, never.  A mother is something absolutely new. 

Rajneesh

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. 

Honoré de Balzac 

Women are aristocrats, and it is always the mother who makes us feel that we belong to the better sort. 

John Lancaster Spalding 

Grown don’t mean nothing to a mother.  A child is a child.  They get bigger, older, but grown?  What’s that suppose to mean?  In my heart it don’t mean a thing. 

Toni Morrison, Beloved, 1987

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother’s Day are the good ones. 

Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

My mother is a poem
I’ll never be able to write,
though everything I write
is a poem to my mother.

Sharon Doubiago

More at http://www.quotegarden.com/mothers.html

Thank god I’m a man.

What you find in Microsoft Knowledge Base is not what you learn in real world.

What you read in Microsoft books is not all what you find in the certification exam.

What you find in the certification exam may contain what you find in Microsoft Knowledge Base.

You may have what you find in the certification exam in real world experience.

What you find in dump exams is what you find in Microsoft certification exams.

The relation between the above factors is shown in the following exhibit.

***EXHIBIT IS MISSING***

You want to pass the certification exam with the least amount of effort and acquire knowledge in Microsoft systems as much as you can.

What should you do? (Chose all that apply).

A. Read Microsoft Book.

B. Read Microsoft Knowledge Base.

C. Read dump exams.

D. Get hands-on experience.

Answer:

A, B, C, and D.

Explanation:

To pass the certification exam with the least amount of effort and acquire knowledge in Microsoft systems as much as you can, you need to Read Microsoft Book, Read Microsoft Knowledge Base, Read dump exams, and Get hands-on experience.

What do you think?

Please use examcollection.com to find the updated version, use it to practice and study the materials very well.

Will keep this post for anyone who would like to discuss the exam scenarios.

Try to simulate what you have studied on VM ,and remember that Microsoft recommends that candidates have at least one year experience implementing and maintaining a network operating system in a typical medium to large organization, one year experience implementing and maintaining desktop operating systems, and one year experience designing network architectures, that is because the questions require troubleshooting skills which is something you cannot find in books.

Books tell you how things work and your experience gives you the troubleshooting skills that you need to pass the exam and success in your life.

The certification can drive you to the interview very quickly ,BUT, your study and Experience are the things that let you pass the job interview.

Good luck everyone.

• You feel that you are an engineer, you shake your brain, and you do not have to follow run-books.

• You work for 8 hours only and 1 hour break that you really take it as a break; you do not have to work 10 continuous hours at least without a lunch break.

• You work from 10-7, sleep well, wake up, take a shower, drink coffee and smoke before you go to work…you do not get stuck in traffic in the morning or when you leave in the evening.

• Small company like a one family, we are all friends.

• You have a boss that you can discuss technical things with him, you are not the one who always gives; you take and give the knowledge at the same time.

• They do not let me burn my self out, they ask me to leave when it is 7:05 PM and advice me not to work in the weekends, you are not required to work 10 hours at least in the day and get at least like 4 calls after working hours 7 days/week and be in the office at 8:00 AM next day.
• You have to speak in British accent
  

• Salary and position.

Disadvantages:

• Dress policy-you can not wear Jeans except for Fridays.

• There is no gas to boil my Turkish coffee

I love her because she helps me to stay out of troubles, however, if I did not listen or I was already in, she will be in my side.

I love her because I can share everything with her.

Bad or good, right or wrong…she still loves me.

To my mother: I wish I can have a wife likes you, I wish I can have a friend likes you, both of them in one person is more than enough..

For all my friends: thanks for your support, thanks for helping me to stay out of troubles in the last few months.

For the people I hurt because I left, I’m so sorry.

For the ones who cried, your tears worth more than gold.

For the ones who missed me, I already miss you.

It is the time to move on.

A girl that I’m leading (she is also my best friend)lost her wallet and asked for half an hour leave to go home and check if she left it there, I said no leaves, and then finally said OK…she found it home and came back to the office.

Was a long, bad and tough working week and finally it is Thursday, tomorrow is the weekend, Honestly, it was the hardest Thursday I have ever seen in my life.

It is the time to go home after that long day; it is the weekend so I have to go to my family home in Irbid (80KM from Amman).

WHERE IS MY WALLET?

I usually come in the morning, put it on my desk but it is not there!

Did I leave it in my apartment? Back to the apartment, searched everywhere with NO LUCK.

Back to the office searched everywhere with NO LUCK.

It happened many times that someone from outside the company get in and steals things, is it my time now?

Someone stole it from my pocket… NO WAY… It is large enough to feel it.

Found the manager leaving office and asked him if he can check the security CAM, and the surprise is that the Cam does not show my office clearly, asked him to check the parking cam to see if it was in my pocket when I came in the morning; he noticed that it was not in my pocket, I noticed it there, my cousin who was watching the cam said that there was something in your pocket but it might not be you wallet….. confusing!

Back to the apartment and searched again even in the fridge with NO LUCK…

I was visiting my sister last night; I might forget it there.

Me: where are you?

Sis: I’m in Irbid (80KM from Amman)

Me: does the building guardian have your apartment key in Amman.

Sis: NO, what is the problem?

Me:I lost my wallet and not sure if I left it there.

Sis: I cleaned the apartment last night and did not find anything, but you can double check.. Come to Irbid, take the keys, back to Amman, search again, and back to Irbid.”320KM driving just to make sure it is not there”

Me: I will see thanks.

What should I do now?

Call the police? Not helpful.

Deactivate the ATM? But the stupid Audi bank will need months to activate it again.

Watch the security cam again? But the manager has already left and it is the weekend and I have to wait 2 days.

The option left is to drive that 320KM (Amman -> Irbid –> Amman –> Irbid) and check in my sister’s apartment, but wait a second, my driving license in my wallet.

Back to Irbid with the risk of no license, took the keys, bring 3 friends back with me to Amman, and finally I’m in my sister’s apartment.

Searched everywhere with NO LUCK…then my friend noticed that there is a thing under something in a place where nothing can be there and guess what? IT IS MY WALLET.

The party started, dinner for my best friends and driving back to Irbid thinking why God would do that, then I realized that it is to show me how that girl from my office was worried and I did not care.

One more thing, they say God can make you happy by letting you lose something and letting you find it back again.

I’m happy now, thanks God

Stop the party…Radar gun caught me speeding in the middle of my way back to Irbid…the officer took my license ,wrote a contravention ticket, and gave it back to me.

Upset, driving back to Irbid, that ugly officer just killed the happiness God just awarded me.

Few kilometers before I reach Irbid, put my hand in my pocket to put the driving license back in my wallet and guess what? YES!!! MY WALLET… It is not there again!

What the hell is going? Stopped the car…my friends and I searched everywhere inside the car…it is not there!!

Did I put it on the car roof when that ugly officer stopped me? Immediately looked there and guess what? NO IT IS NOT THERE! Even if put it there, it is around 40KM from the radar station and for sure it was dropped somewhere, should I look everywhere in that 40KM dark road, is there a 1% chance that I may find it again?

What a day…driving back to the radar station, stopped there and my friend asked them, did you find a wallet? The ugly officer: NO.

Started searching around looking for that mystery wallet when that ugly officer said: come here guys, I was kidding, here is you wallet, I found it on the ground after you have left.

Thanks God, Oh wait a minute, God does everything for a reason, the first one was to show me how that girl was worried when she lost her wallet and to make me happy by losing something and find it again after that bad day at work, but now why?

I believe that God saw me sad and upset because that ugly officer stopped the party and cut me a speeding ticket so let’s do it again ; Mu’men Lose your wallet, find it again and forget that speeding ticket.

The party continued.

Thanks God